Incoherent Mutterings

• Post office after christmas. Looks so lonely and empty. (@ USPS Post Office) http://4sq.com/gZJQwz #
• How did I get here? (@ IKEA) http://4sq.com/ePfVBs #
• Stretch limo next to me at the outlet mall. Interesting. (@ Round Rock Premium Outlets) http://4sq.com/f2Jrvt #
• "Obviously NFL games should not be played on Tuesday nights, and the universe is trying to get rid of it." so true, wise goon. #
• this is a fucked up game. #nfl #
• the fuck is with this game??? #nfl #
• Oh fuck you Minnesota! And double fuck you Philadelphia for letting it happen! ass. #nflontuesdaynight #
• Vick, you're fucking killing me here! #nflontuesdaynight #
• Enough with that Nissan commercial! She hugged him while holding the STICK SHE JUST PEED ON! Ew. #

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• Dear Dish Network, when I say my boxes can't see sat 119, I am not lying. Really? You think BOTH boxes went tits up? Bullshit. #

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• It's 6:45am on Xmas morning. No kids around, so why am I awake? Must still be a kid at heart. Happy Christmas, everyone! #
• Whoohoo! Kindle for Christmas! Yay! Thank you, mommy-santa! #
• I scored 10686 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #

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• Been up since 7am. Might as well go to Fry's! And it's a bit crowded. (@ Fry's Electronics) http://4sq.com/fuZDHI #
• A big "fuck you" to Sony and their obsession for proprietary memory cards for common shit like phones. #ruinedchristmas #
• Leisurely xmas eve shopping has turned into a hunt for a fucking M2 card. (@ Big Lots) http://4sq.com/gRxdII #
• Christmas lunch supplies (@ H-E-B w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/hAYltn #
• Target saved me from Sony's retardedness! Yay Target! #
• I dunno why I'm here (@ Cost Plus World Market) http://4sq.com/fZ63ac #
• I earned the "Fiddy" award playing #QRANK http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #

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• When the big boss sends a year end holiday email 2 days before Xmas, the words "go home early" or "don't come in" should appear. #
• Whut. http://tinyurl.com/y3tw3w #
• It's raining! #
• Have to return stuff already. You said XLT, not 2XLT. Harumph (@ JC Penney) http://4sq.com/hYmC51 #
• God help me. Walmart 2 days before christmas. (@ Walmart Supercenter) http://4sq.com/eaHZec #
• First time here ever. Wheee! Lived here 35 years. (@ 37th Street Christmas Lights) http://4sq.com/h3a4KU #

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• Mmmm, homemade chocolate marshmallows in a nice cup of (instant) cocoa. #
• I'm at Toys R Us (4025 Capitol Texas Highway, Austin) http://4sq.com/i0Nml9 #
• I'm at The Herb Bar (200 W. Mary, Austin) http://4sq.com/hrOxqC #
• I'm at Precision Camera (3810 N Lamar Blvd, 38th, Austin) http://4sq.com/efpFIF #

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• I earned the "Dusted" award playing #QRANK http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• Master Pancake! Line is already out to Jason's Deli. (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 11 others) http://4sq.com/euXWHt #

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• It's a motherfucking Christmas Miracle ™. I passed my classes sufficiently. I am now a semester and a test away from having a Master's. #
• I'm at Whataburger (6301 W Parmer Ln Ste 3, at McNeil Dr, Austin) http://4sq.com/dUeAEJ #
• Should I be concerned that it's 12:20 and I still haven't gotten any email? Nah, just Notes being a piece of shit again. #
• if I don't return, go on without me… (@ US Post Office) http://4sq.com/hcSm7j #
• Moving along pretty good so far. #
• I made it out alive! Yay! #
• I'm at Walgreen's (8104 mesa, Spicewood springs, Austin) http://4sq.com/hyZP0F #
• SWiss Colony Beef Log, Baby. That's what Christmas is all about! #cartman #
• TRON! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/gfojB2 #

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• I'm at JCPenney (12351 N Ih-35, Austin). http://4sq.com/eKvVdx #
• I'm at Michaels (3021 S I H 35, Round Rock). http://4sq.com/ejygPO #
• Michaels was a bust, maybe IKEA will be better. (@ IKEA) http://4sq.com/ea73mQ #
• I'm at Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts (201 University Oaks Blvd, Round Rock). http://4sq.com/dTVtSZ #

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• The week before Christmas and the liquor store is packed. Heh. Liquid holiday cheer. (@ Spec's) http://4sq.com/i8cgdk #
• STAY THE FUCK AWAY! SAVE YOURSELF! (@ Fry's Electronics w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/gHSG6H #

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