Incoherent Mutterings

• So, Ricky Gervais is now banned from the Golden Globes. Good job removing the only reason why anybody watches it. Fucking. Morons. #gervais #
• Er, banned from HOSTING the Golden Globes. Still. A fucking travesty. Hollywood blows. Buncha pussies. #gervais #

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• Goddammit. RT @Jay_Glazer: I am reporting that Favre has not yet un-retired. #
• PS3 gamers: Explain to me why SingStar Guitar exists!!! Other than being a money grab. #whygodwhy #
• OH GOD OH GOD!!!! "Favre signs retirement papers" I swear to God, Brett, you better not be fucking with me! http://tinyurl.com/4s2hbt5 #

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• Dim sum, bitches! (@ Shanghai Chinese Restaurant) http://4sq.com/gdy8BW #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eHejAQ #
• Dear New York Jets, I am so goddamn sorry I ever doubted you for a moment. #
• JETS! JETS! JETS! JETS! (okay, anybody but the Patriots). #nflplayoffs #

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• I scored 7963 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• I don't know if I can watch the last minute and a half of this game. Goddamnit, Steelers. #steelers #
• this fucking game. Good God. I'm almost praying for a lockout just so I can recover. #

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• I scored 5270 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• Last day of the iteration apparently means "update the backlog" which in turn means "blow up my email with Xplanner notices". #
• And I'm not even on this goddamn project anymore! #
• My pockets look like Rerun, your pockets look like Raj. #payday #
• I'm at Round Rock Outlets (4401 N IH-35, University, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/gAd74R #
• I'm at Half Price Books (1601 S IH-35, at Gattis School Rd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/e262gv #
• I need me some wangs. Er. Wings. With a southern accent. Not cock. (@ Pluckers) http://4sq.com/ebERAg #

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• I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd, at Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://4sq.com/fGI4GB #
• I…I think I like disco. Am I okay? Should I seek professional help? #
• I'm at Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Store (10515 N Mo PAC Expy, Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://4sq.com/eA47iz #

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• I'm at Taco Cabana (9605 Research Blvd, N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://4sq.com/gVQ6by #

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• What the fuck, Notes? You tell me I have 10 unread documents but I see no new email. What the Christ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? #
• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N Mo pac Expy, Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/fgUXvA #

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• Never saw this check in before (@ Costco Gas) http://4sq.com/i9U1f2 #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/hlSRRR #
• Dear other cubemate, that empty desk is NOT your personal storage locker! Use your own fucking desk to store your shit. #
• I scored 5253 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #

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• Crafty day prelude (@ Texican Cafe) http://4sq.com/ekosIU #
• Found nothing to buy. (@ Archiver's) http://4sq.com/focGqq #
• I'm at Michaels (10225 Research Blvd, Great Hills Trl, Austin) http://4sq.com/fexHDr #

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