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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-20

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-19

  • EasyFeet people: The bottom back of your foot is the HEEL. Not the HEAL. Proofread much? #
  • T minus about an hour before my exit exam. (@ Bobcat Stadium) http://4sq.com/hSWkq8 #
  • Huh. UberTwitter no longer works. Welp, let's see how the official blackberry client is. #
  • Test time! (@ Derrick Hall) http://4sq.com/eMiUAa #
  • I'm at Monument Cafe (500 S Austin Ave, Georgetown) http://4sq.com/h9NXzP #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-17

  • Who's bright idea was it to make your whole goddamn Master's degree depend on a test with 3 fucking questions? #
  • Day 3 of the QA Iteration: I have nothing to test. Defects go unfixed, other product is broken. Guess I'll study instead? #
  • What the hell, UPS. How can something be Out for Delivery at 3am but have an arrival scan of 4am??? You make black baby jesus cry. #
  • I want a goddamn cupcake. #
  • I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/ghSCFA #
  • Leaarning about Perl in class. Taught myself 11 years ago. So bored. #
  • I should view it as a refresher. I like the prof. It would be hell if I didn't. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-16

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-15

  • Parents-to–be: For the love of GOD, if you name your kid after a historical figure, SPELL IT CORRECTLY. #
  • How sad is it that I'm disappointed in Barbie for getting back together with Ken? http://tinyurl.com/4qvha6q #
  • If you wondered what the fuck was the diff between Song Record and Album of the year were: http://tinyurl.com/6knyy4 #
  • If you offer a choice of full multimedia and text only and I select "text only" and you load fucking videos then you have FAILED. #
  • Love Bites singalong! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/gxsJci #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-14

  • "Excuse me please, but my shitbox hath overfloweth with dirties. Please to be removing it so that I may make a deposit posthaste." #
  • Dear God, Dixie, you were not kidding! Did you guys invite all the neighborhood cats over? Jesus! #
  • Why yes I am tweeting about cat shit! This is what happens when I don't get my football on Sundays. Is this what you want, Goodell? IS IT? #
  • I'm at Office Depot (120 Sundance Pkwy, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/eTgjpC #
  • So, uh, no disrespect but holy shit, what happened to Bob Dylan's voice? Was he sick? #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-13

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-12

  • Good news, everybody! Jason X is now on Netflix Instant Streaming! #
  • RT @jakemarsh: Yo Egypt, I'm happy for you, I'm a let you finish, but Germany 1989 was the best revolution of all time. #
  • RT @JamesUrbaniak: Mubarak resignation upstaging @SarahPalinUSA's birthday like so much Molly Ringwald's sister getting married. #46Candles #
  • I'm at Panera Bread (2805 Bee Caves Road, Austin) http://4sq.com/fp4iz0 #
  • Goddammit, Xplanner, why can't I make duplicates of stories and tasks? #
  • "THIS HOUSE OVERFLOWS WITH WONDERFUL ITEMS." Translation: this house was packed to the rafters with junk. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-11

  • Who names their dog Pete and their kid Spunky?!? #oldtimeradio #
  • I'm at Whataburger (6301 W Parmer Ln Ste 3, at McNeil Dr, Austin) http://4sq.com/gMYIrU #
  • Some utter BASTARD laid out a spread of girl scout cookies and Valentine's Day decorated cookies in the break room. #nowillpower #
  • Well, we have Harry Potter land so this is only fitting. http://tinyurl.com/4pj73ug #
  • DAMMIT! RT @statesman: Amazon says it will close its Texas distribution center over dispute with state: http://bit.ly/eZJ2xJ #
  • I suddenly have a splitting headache. #
  • Why I thought that was worthy of tweeting, I'll never know. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-10

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